phendog ([info]phendog) wrote,
@ 2006-11-15 07:02:00
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robot love
*snicker*

Wasn't going to share any more craig's list postings for a while, but this is too good not to!

Sadly, I am probably the only female engineer who will read this ad, and I'm not answering. (Giggle...my specialization is actually in robotic control and manipulations *L*)

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[info]snash_attack
2006-11-15 10:11 pm UTC (link)
After all of your recent Craigslist postings, I just couldn't resist sharing this one with you (found today on, of all places, the mental_floss blogs):

I’m looking for a man to photophosphorylate me all night long. - w4m

“I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. My stroma is leaking all over the place. We can do it in the alpha or beta configuration, whichever you prefer. You whip me with your flagellum, tubulin subunits flying everywhere. We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after. Please have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean. I also prefer my ribosomes bound… tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid. Pump me up and down your concentration gradient, letting the chemiosmosis take control. I can go both ways, just like an amphipathic phospholipid. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

Let me know if this makes you secrete.”

Sure, not quite as good as an evil robot...but I'm sure some biologist out there is getting a hearty laugh out of it (while I still need to go look up most of these words!) =)

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[info]phendog
2006-11-23 01:31 am UTC (link)
*snicker* well i found it funny!

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