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January 8th, 2007


01:22 am - Ficlet: Pizza at 2 am, Buffy, Giles, G
Written for [info]agilesreader who wanted Buffy, Giles friendship and "pizza"

pizza at 2 am )

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January 6th, 2007


12:36 pm - Ficlet: In which Giles overcomes a fear of, and Ethan learns a healthy respect for, Technology
Joss owns all, fic contains mild violence but it appropriate for most ages.

Giles, Ethan

written for [info]supermom20 who wanted Ethan, humor, and technology! Enjoy :)

Mighty Techne )

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May 29th, 2006


06:21 am - Fic: "Kitties aren't just cute like everybody supposes..." Anya death fic!
Kitties aren’t Just Cute Like Everybody Supposes…

Written for the Death By Ficathon 2006 for [info]betafish!

The request was for Anya to die by something more horrible than bunnies. *evil grin* Well, this turned out a bit more morbid than intended even, but here it is.

I decided to resurrect Sir Reginald the parish cat who made an appearance in my fic from last year and this time he’s brought protégés!

Rating: PG-ish
Warning: Um, death?

they’ve got those slitted eyes and twitchy little whiskers… )

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May 28th, 2006


11:09 am - Death-By Ficathon Masterlist!


MASTERLIST!

Here it is! The second annual Death-By Masterlist! Lots of death and mayhem await, so please stop by and read a few.

Read more... )

Attention writers! As soon as you've posted your story (or if you already have) please leave me a comment with a link to your story! I'll then add it to the masterlist. Thank you ;^)

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May 21st, 2006


03:00 pm - Fic: "Fade to Black", Buffy/Giles, STRONG ANGST!
So anyway, this is actually a story originally written 2 years ago and only posted on lists and a few archives. This is its premier on livejournal, though I posted it to LJ privately a while back. (Last fall.) I just now got around to unlocking those entries...

So here's the chapter list:

FADE TO BLACK

AUTHOR: PhenDog

AUTHOR E-MAIL: thephendog@yahoo.com

RATING: PG-13 (Buffy-ish)

SUMMARY: When Giles becomes trapped in the world of his mind, Buffy becomes his only connection to the outside world, and his only chance to find his way back.

chapters )

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February 26th, 2006


01:34 pm - Fic: "Touch Me" Faith/Buffy, NC-17, BDSM
Written for [info]glitter_jwho wanted Faith/Buffy spanking. Um…yeah. It got a bit long and out of hand…forgive me?

Touch Me

Faith/Buffy
BDSM
NC-17, definitely

unbetaed…sorry! If you see anything glaring (particularly tense changes) let me know!

Read more... )

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03:06 am - Ficlet: "Tempted" Xander/Dawn, PG
Tempted

Written for [info]lawyergirl who wanted Xander/Dawn and “temptation.”

This was really fun to write, even if it’s short. ;^) Symmetryfic is fun!

A/N: Takes place in season 7…yeah, you know…that one.

Read more... )

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02:08 am - Ficlet: "Little Nipper" Spike/Tara PG
Written for [info]elizabuffy who wanted Spike/Tara and bonding over Miss Kitty Fantastico. Um…not sure if this is what you wanted, but it’s what came to mind. Hope it’s okay!

Little Nipper

Rated G
Spike/Tara

A/N: Happens in mid-season 6...after the crossbow incident.

Read more... )

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February 20th, 2006


04:05 pm - Fic: "Converts" - cast of 'Reversals' including Dr. Andrew Barton - for Happy Birthday ASH ficathon
Okay…I just had to write this for one of my favorite seldom-mentioned Tony roles:

Converts

Written for the “Happy Birthday ASH!” ficathon, masterlist here!

Word: “Convertible”
Pairing/Fandom: Andrew Barton and other assorted characters from ‘Reversals’
Disclaimer: Not my characters. They belong to somebody, but not to me.

Converts )
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01:34 am - Fic: "Love Over Gold III", Giles/Michael (from the coffee commercials ;^), Rated PG
Love Over Gold III

Written for the “Happy Birthday ASH!” ficathon, masterlist here!

Word: “Emerald”
Pairing/Fandom: Giles/Michael – BtVS/Gold Blend Coffee Commercials
Disclaimer: Not my characters. They belong to Joss and a coffee company and a bunch of others who aren’t me.

Summary: Michael recalls his favorite birthday gift and Giles tries to top it.

A/N: Yes, this is a resurfacing of my sick little Giles/Michael pairing – always a blast to write! You can find previous installments here: Love Over Gold I and Love Over Gold II

All the best things start over a cup of coffee… )

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February 19th, 2006


10:16 pm - Fic: "Guitar Man", Ned/Tessa (Imagine Me & You), PG
Guitar Man

Written for the “Happy Birthday ASH!” ficathon, masterlist here!

Word: “Guitar”
Pairing/Fandom: Ned/Tessa - “Imagine Me & You”
Disclaimer: Not my characters. They belong to a bunch of people in the film industry who will never read this anyway.

Summary: It’s Ned’s birthday and after seeing Lucy and Rachel so happy together, Tessa has to tell him something…

A/N: If you’ve read my review you’ll know I didn’t really like ASH’s role in this movie, but it IS his latest and I felt sorry for his character. So here’s a little attempt at amends.

guitar man )
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February 7th, 2006


07:48 pm - FIC: "Parallax" Giles/Spike, Dark Angst, Unhappy, rated R for [info]emmessann
Title: Parallax
Author: Phen-Dog
Rating: R
Pairing: Giles/Spike
Disclaim: Not mine. No money made. All hail lord Joss.
Warning: Not happy fic. Dark. Angst. No joy.
Summary: When a vampire and a human become lovers, there will always be, in the end, an inevitable choice to be made…

This is for [info]emmessann who has been more patient than I deserve by a long shot. This was to be a fic for [info]the_fund and was due months ago. Unfortunately, my muse died and now, many months later is just now crawling from her grave. In repentance I crawl to [info]emmessann’s temple on bloody knees, and lay prostrate before her shrine with this humble offering, hoping that it might please. I promise the fulfillment of the other two requests (smutty G/W and a special alternate ending to FtB) will follow and beg forgiveness! In the meantime, here is the first, G/S darkfic. (And don’t worry about the word count. You’re more than due any over writing I might manage.)

Also, a very special thank you to [info]lawyergirl15 for a great and speedy beta job! There are a lot more commas and "t"s than before she started ;^)

He hates the rain... )

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01:58 pm - FIC: "Invasion of the Privacy Snatchers", Giles, Gen, G
Invasion of the Privacy Snatchers

Giles, G

Mini-Fic dedicated to my housemate who will never read it. May she learn to knock more often and may I learn to stop saying “yes?” when she does.

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Sometimes we all just need to know our Me-Time is secure... )
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September 30th, 2005


03:09 am - Fic: "From Alleys to O'Malley's" for [info]lawyergirl15, Angel/Kim
From Alleys to O’Malley’s written for [info]lawyergirl15 (aka Kim) via [info]the_fund

This was a hard one to write, dear friend Kim, but hopefully it’s some of what you wanted, and hopefully it’s not TOO terribly out of character for you! I was nice to Angel, I swear! And I was pretty nice to you, too…even gave you a nice fight scene. And, um, we’re just pretending this is somehow pre-Matt.

Suffice to say, you got more than your 500 words ;^) Verbosity is a curse, I swear.

Pairing: Angel/Kim (for those who don’t know Kim, just pretend it’s a very Mary-Sueish OFC)
Rating: sorry…not NC-17 :(

playing in dark alleys just isn’t a smart idea… )
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August 12th, 2005


12:40 am - Original Fic: "What Use is a Souvenir?"
What Use is a Souvenir

Original fiction, written for the Sensory Overload ficathon run by [info]ephemera_tales. An awesome idea, I might add! I urge my flistians to check it out as there are a lot of great contributors.

Suitable for most audiences: contains mentions of slavery, some descriptions of violence, and a bit of innuendo on abuse

Summary: A description of the escape of the slave Ket, and a bit of his struggle to find freedom.

The given prompts were:
Title: What use is a souvenir
Sight: orange
Sound: barking
Smell: rot
Touch: fur
Taste: apple (okay, so I sorta abused this one ;^)

A/N: Originally, this was slated to be a much longer story taking in quite a larger time frame. But then I started writing bits and pieces of it and ran out of time. So I edited it down to this short story. If I ever have the time, I will expand on it with what else I intended. Until then, I think this stand okay on its own!

A/N2: A “winter” refers to a year and years in this world are, for the sake of simplicity, assumed to be approximately equal in duration to our years. “Hand” means five.

What Use is a Souvenir )

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August 1st, 2005


10:16 am - Ficlet: "Lusting for His Touch", Giles/Wesly, FRAO
Lusting for his Touch

Word count: 1,780
Rating: high. Not much in the violence or language department, but the sexual content is pretty graphic. Oh yeah…and there’s fisting.
Word: “fetish”

Summary: The first time Giles had ever found himself looking at Wesley with lust, he realized he had been staring at those beautiful, long, tapered fingers caressing the page…

Note: written for the [info]watcherlove mini-ficathon celebrating the fact that Watcher Love is the official Giles/Wesley zone for the BTVS Writer’s Guild!

( Wesley always did have beautiful hands... )

(Waste Some Time)

July 31st, 2005


11:27 pm - Ficlet: "Hate to Wake You Up to Say Goodbye...", Giles/Wesley, FREveryone
Hate to Wake You Up to Say Goodbye

Word count: 576
Rating: appropriate for pretty much all audiences
Word: "Bags"

Note: written for the [info]watcherlove mini-ficathon celebrating the fact that Watcher Love is the official Giles/Wesley zone for the BTVS Writer’s Guild!

Note 2: The following is somewhat inspired by the lyrics of “Leaving on a Jetplane” sung by many, including John Denver. A copy of the lyrics is available here.

( Hate to Wake You Up to Say Goodbye )

(Waste Some Time)

July 30th, 2005


11:30 am - Ficlet: "If You Can't Say Something Nice" Spike/Xander
If You Can’t Say Something Nice… written for the [info]slashthedrabble challenge of “It’s Not What It Look’s Like.”

Spike/Xander
400 Words
Appropriate for most. No violence or language, mention of the word “sex.”

Read more... )

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July 25th, 2005


11:57 pm - Ficlet: "How Many Vampires Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?" Angel, Cordelia, and others, FRC
How Many Vampires Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Written for [info]elizabuffy because I think she might enjoy it… ;^) Had to write you SOMETHING with an earthquake in it, all things considered!

Rated something low. No sex, no language (except “damn”), and…um, not a lot of violence! Not really...*smiles enigmatically*

Characters: Cordelia, Angel, Wesley, Fred, Gunn

Warning: not [info]lawyergirl15 safe!

It wouldn’t kill you to change a lightbulb once in a while… )

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July 24th, 2005


11:15 am - Ficlet: "Right Hand Red," Ethan/Giles, FRM, for wickedfox
Right Hand Red written for wickedfox

Ethan/Ripper fulfilling the request for the boys with tequila and a game of Twister. I’d rate this mature for moderate sexual content of the m/m variety.

Note: Over a month ago, I promised some birthday ficlets, and then real life and summer lethargy kinda took over…but here’s one of them. [info]bethynyc, I hope to get yours out soon!

Everybody say Twister! )

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July 14th, 2005


02:16 am - Sillyfic: "Mind the felt", FRM, Spike/Puppet!Angel
Written for [info]slashthedrabble's challenge of "That's So Wrong!"

Rated: FRM
Spike/Angel!Puppet. Guest starring Harmony.
300 words

Mind the Felt! )

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01:46 am - Sillyfic: "Mint?," FRM, Xander/Wesley and Spike
Written for [info]slashthedrabble's challenge of "That's Just Wrong"

Xander/Wesley with assistance from Spike
FRM or whatever
Silly!fic/Bad!Sex
300 words exactly

Mint? )

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12:21 am - Ficlet: Vintage, Spike/Ethan, rated R
Well, um, not exactly what I thought I’d be writing, but the muse wandered and I went with it. So, um, here it is. Sorry if it sucks a bit...it's been a month since the muse went on vacation.

Vintage

Rated: E for evidence of material that would have been formerly rated 'R'. Halfway smutty, not all that angsty. Lots of blood and a little sex.
Pairing: Spike/Ethan

Though he seldom showed it, Spike had always been a bit of a connoisseur. )

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July 7th, 2005


07:22 pm - Ficlets: 7/7 Phone Calls.
I hope these are okay, but I just wanted to write these - I felt the need to fic it out. *big hugs to everyone in London, in the UK, and all the rest of my flist* Glad to hear that everyone and there family seem to be okay! Thank god.

I'm so glad you all checked in. Hopefully there's no one still unheard from who should have been. I know the chances of anyone having been a victim are relatively small, but still...

Here are a couple little tribute ficlets. Completely unrelated to each other, but similiar sentiments.

Worry - Buffy/Giles, G )

Safe - Giles/Ethan, G )


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May 23rd, 2005


01:07 am - Ficlet: "Beginning" Faith/Wesley written for [info]catzen20, E for everyone
Beginning for [info]catzen20

Pairing: Wesley/Faith

Rating: E for Everyone

Note: I’m calling this AR, because I haven’t watched enough AtS, but I’m pretty sure this doesn’t fit in with cannon.

Happy Birthday (as of Friday), [info]catzen20! I know you requested Wesley/Faith and “Beginning of Love.” I’m not sure you had this in mind exactly, but I hope it works!

Beginning )

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May 18th, 2005


12:27 am - Ficlet: "Guess What Color?" Spike/Dawn for [info]lawyergirl15
“Guess what color?” for [info]lawyergirl15
Spike/Dawn and the word “violet”
Rated: E for ‘examples of mild sexuality’

A/N: Happy Birthday, Kim! And, um, sorry for this. I only mock those I love, I swear ;^) Though I could have sworn ‘puce’ was green, too…
A/N2: For those curious what any of the confusing, big color words might mean, feel free to check it out at http://www.dictionary.com

Guess what color? )

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May 14th, 2005


03:07 pm - Ficlet: "No Princess", W/K, 200 words
No Princess written for [info]slashthedrabble challenge of "fairytale"

Willow/Kennedy
Rated: E for Phen’s “Elation at being able to bash the W/K relationship yet again…"
200 words

No Princess )

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02:46 pm - Ficlet: "Fairytale Monsters", Giles/The Gentlemen, Dark and Gory
Fairytale Monsters written for [info]slashthedrabble challenge of "Fairytale"

Giles/The Gentlemen
Rated: E for “Evil,” “Excessively Dark and Gory,” and “Explicit Character Death”
500 words

Sorry for this…

Fairytale Monsters )

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01:19 am - Ficlet: "Stake of the Month Club" for [info]elizabuffy, rated E for everyone!
Stake of the Month Club

Character: Buffy
Rating: E for Everyone

I'm dedicating this to my dear [info]elizabuffy. It's talking with her that puts bizarre ideas like this into my head in the first place! So, I know you didn't ask for it, but this one's for you, babe ;^) Plus, just thinking about you with your lush and coach purses and all coming in the mail...this reminds me of you ;^)

That Gift that Keeps on Giving, Twelve Months of the Year! )

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May 13th, 2005


02:10 am - Ficlet: "Sweat," for [info]malnpudl S/G, rated E for explicit
Sweat written for [info]malnpudl for her birthday request of Gilesslash and "sweat."

Rated: E for explicit (though mild by my standards) sexual content
Pairing: Spike/Giles
Disclaim: If you think I own these characters, I'd like to meet you...otherwise Joss et al. own them both.

Note: Hope this is what you had in mind, Linda! I was tempted to get kinkier, but this was how it wanted to write itself. Happy Birthday (well yesterday, anyway) ;^)
Note 2: This is, in my mind, set loosely in the Just Enough verse, though no familiarity whatsoever is required to read the ficlet.

Sorry for typos...I'll try to proof it tomorrow. Otherwise, feel free to point them out in the comments.

Work up a sweat the fun way )

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