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January 8th, 2007


01:22 am - Ficlet: Pizza at 2 am, Buffy, Giles, G
Written for [info]agilesreader who wanted Buffy, Giles friendship and "pizza"

pizza at 2 am )

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May 21st, 2006


03:00 pm - Fic: "Fade to Black", Buffy/Giles, STRONG ANGST!
So anyway, this is actually a story originally written 2 years ago and only posted on lists and a few archives. This is its premier on livejournal, though I posted it to LJ privately a while back. (Last fall.) I just now got around to unlocking those entries...

So here's the chapter list:

FADE TO BLACK

AUTHOR: PhenDog

AUTHOR E-MAIL: thephendog@yahoo.com

RATING: PG-13 (Buffy-ish)

SUMMARY: When Giles becomes trapped in the world of his mind, Buffy becomes his only connection to the outside world, and his only chance to find his way back.

chapters )

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February 26th, 2006


01:34 pm - Fic: "Touch Me" Faith/Buffy, NC-17, BDSM
Written for [info]glitter_jwho wanted Faith/Buffy spanking. Um…yeah. It got a bit long and out of hand…forgive me?

Touch Me

Faith/Buffy
BDSM
NC-17, definitely

unbetaed…sorry! If you see anything glaring (particularly tense changes) let me know!

Read more... )

(8 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

May 14th, 2005


01:19 am - Ficlet: "Stake of the Month Club" for [info]elizabuffy, rated E for everyone!
Stake of the Month Club

Character: Buffy
Rating: E for Everyone

I'm dedicating this to my dear [info]elizabuffy. It's talking with her that puts bizarre ideas like this into my head in the first place! So, I know you didn't ask for it, but this one's for you, babe ;^) Plus, just thinking about you with your lush and coach purses and all coming in the mail...this reminds me of you ;^)

That Gift that Keeps on Giving, Twelve Months of the Year! )

(16 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

November 19th, 2004


12:49 am - B/G Ficlet for Beadtific! *hugs Susi*
THE PROBLEM WITH LATE-NIGHT CEMETERY SEX

Author: PhenDog
Pairing: G/B
Summary: Watch out for that crunch!
Rating: Eh…honestly? PG-13, I think. Have you seen the show? They get away with much worse.
Disclaim: Not mine, and not happy about it!
A/N: more than 100 words for beadtific who wanted G/B, broken glasses, Buffy helping Giles home, and smut. Thought about trying to fit that into a drabble, but I just couldn’t!


Do you like it against a sepulcher? )

(7 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

November 18th, 2004


09:56 pm - B/T Drabble for my very bestest friend who likes to make me write femslash...
DIVINITY

Author: PhenDog
Pairing: B/T (what can I say? [info]elizabuffy needs her femslash.
Summary: Fun with candy!
Rating: I don’t know…PG-13ish. Do you care? I don’t.
Disclaim: Not mine, and not happy about it!
A/N: 400 words exactly for [info]elizabuffy who wanted B/T non-angst, non-dark Christmasy w/divinity.

Take a taste )
Current Mood: [mood icon] sweet

(6 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

October 14th, 2004


01:49 pm - FICLETS: "On the Cemetery Grass" for trkkr47's first line challenge.
*L* I know, I know, I should be writing Kink!Ficlets. But I just found some freetime for the first time this week and was utterly enchanted by trkkr47's line of "Dew sparkled on the cemetery grass like countless glass beads in the slanting morning sunlight." in her first line challenge which can be found here! So...hope it's okay, I'm posting these in my journal!

*pokes poor whithered angstmuse* Gee, I must not be feeding the poor thing! I thought she was about dead.

*pets angst muse, until realizing that comfort really isn't the things angst muses live on* Huh. Maybe I should feed you some tears, character death, and general unhappiness? Alright then. Sorry for the poor quality, but maybe these will help a bit?

3 Ficlets: On the Cemetery Grass

Author: PhenDog
Rating: G pretty much
Disclaim: Not mine, but pretending otherwise!
Warning: DARK!
Summary: Three scenes of morning on the cemetery grass.

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Oz-100 words )

Giles-200 words )

Xander-300 words )

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*angst muse still looks a bit malnourished, but purrs slightly*
Current Mood: [mood icon] angsty!

(7 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

October 10th, 2004


02:18 pm - Phen loves Elizabuffy, so she wrote her femslash...
This is written as part of my Kink!Ficlets, especially for [info]elizabuffy. I wrote this one first, actually, but it was long enough, I decided it probably needed a beta. Good thing I did *LOL* Thanks [info]katekat1010. I really have quite a bit to do today, but thought I’d better get this put out because a) [info]elizabuffy would kill me if I didn’t and b) she informs me tomorrow is National Coming Out Day, and god forbid any of you should read anything into that! ;^)

Anyway, the complete list of my Kink!Fics can be found here.

Also, you’ll notice this one is friendslocked…that’s because someone from my RL (through my own stupidity) discovered me and friended me. It’ll go off friendslock in a few weeks, but until then…

So, anyway, on to the fic:

UNDER THE TABLE:
aka "Phen loves Elizabuffy, so she wrote her femslash…but I DON’T LOVE HER LIKE THAT!"

AUTHOR: PhenDog

AUTHOR E-MAIL: PhenDog@gmail.com

RATING: NC-17 (Kink!Fic, duh!)

SUMMARY: Faith likes to dip in her toes…

PAIRING: B/F

Faith? What are you doing w/that foot?! )

Waits nervously…
Current Mood: [mood icon] indescribable

(19 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

October 8th, 2004


04:44 pm - FICLET COLLECTION: CORIOPHILIA - The Love of Leather, B/G, G to NC-17
CORIOPHILIA – The Love of Leather for mrsdrake

Author: PhenDog
Pairing: B/G across the board
Rating: Everything from G to NC-17
Disclaim: Not mine, and not happy about it! Wanna sell them to me, Joss? I have…$12.37 and a gum wrapper. Is that enough?
Warning: BDSM for #5 only
A/N: The request was for a ficlet involving leather. That was such an awesome challenge, and I had so many ideas for it, that I not only wrote one ficlet, I wrote a series of 5! Please note that these are all totally independent and have nothing to do with each other. Thanks mrsdrake for a truly awesome challenge! Hope at least one of these makes your day a little happier! (If you care, my personal favorite is #4, *grin*)

And thanks [info]elizabuffy for doing this through IM! Hope your weekend doesn’t suck too bad, babe.

Written as part of my Kink!Ficlets…complete list can be found here.

Leather 1: Why? – 200 words )

Leather 2: Nothing Like the Feel – 400 words )

Leather 3: Not for Newbies! – 650 words )

Leather 4: Home – 400 Words )

Leather 5: Have to get Some Hardcore in here Somewhere! – It’s Porn, who cares about the word count? )
Current Mood: [mood icon] accomplished
Current Music: me crying about a whole weekend w/out my smut!

(12 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

02:43 am - FICLET: THAT TICKLES! B/G, NC-17
THAT TICKLES! aka “Brimming Ratsicles” for [info]malnpudl

Author: PhenDog
Pairing: B/G
Rating: NC-17 probably…though am I weird that I’d almost just call it R?
Disclaim: Not mine, and not happy about it! Wanna sell them to me, Joss? I can start digging around in the couch cushions for spare change…
Warning: Brimming = Buffy rimming!
A/N: Request was for B/G Rimming and the phrase “That Tickles!” Hope this works! ;^) Written as part of my Kink!Ficlets…complete list can be found here.


Click Here to Rim Buffy! )
Current Mood: [mood icon] playful
Current Music: don't know, but it's REALLY time to go to bed!

(36 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

October 7th, 2004


10:45 am - DRABBLE: "Intimate", B/G, Dark
*sigh* AGAIN bit by a bunny (nasty, filthy, evil one this time)...but not writing what I SHOULD be. Oh well. The problem is that I can't work on sex!kink ficlets at work and in the lab now, can I? ;^)

Intimate

Author: PhenDog
Pairing: B/G
Rating: who really cares?
Disclaim: Not mine, and not happy about it!
Warning: DARK!
A/N: Yay! Finally made 100 words exactly.

Intimate )
Current Mood: [mood icon] drained

(14 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

August 6th, 2004


10:57 pm - FIC: DREAMING AND WAKING, PG, Buffy, Angst
Well, as I said, I had an odd day at work yesterday and this scary, evil plotbunny ran up and bit me...so here it is. Thank you so much to Kim ([info]lawyergirl15) and Kharma for their invaluable betas!

DREAMING AND WAKING

AUTHOR: PhenDog

AUTHOR E-MAIL: PhenDog@gmail.com

RATING: PG

SUMMARY: Buffy may have escaped after waking up in her coffin, but she can’t escape the dreams that follow…

CATEGORY: Buffy gen-fic, POV

WARNINGS: Extreme angst.

For the Brave: Read On )
Current Mood: [mood icon] contemplative
Current Music: thunder and lightening and iron chef

(4 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

August 5th, 2004


10:59 am - Well, here's a pairing I thought I'd never write. And a G rated PWP? Is that possible?

Well, I um, took my meme again!  This time w/my original writing name from way back when...actually believe it or not, PhenDog is a nickname of that. (Yes, it's pronounced "Feen" for all of you who've been mangling my name to "Fen." And I know the vowel shouldn't work like that, but PhoenDog would just look silly, don't you think?


 



 Random Challenge Generator for 'Phoenix' )

 



So Buffy/Riley, eh?  And G-rated PWP...well, I suppose I can try *grin.*  Um, I have to say though that IMHO this actually turned out hotter than some NC-17 stuff...but the language at least is G-rated...it's only when you add the average dirty mind that it stops being that way...so I blame you the reader for it!  *LOL*


 


Here're my 150 words:


 


 How the Pizza Box Came To Be On The Floor )</span>


Current Mood: [mood icon] horny

(8 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

July 27th, 2004


12:50 am - 500 Word Drabble: Amber Glass
AMBER GLASS

AUTHOR:
PhenDog

FOR: Sherry, who issued me a private challenge to write what would have happened at the end of Tabula Rasa if Buffy had been so angry at his leaving that she had kidnapped Giles and chained him in Angel’s mansion in Crawford Street. Well, given all my other fic projects, and that my muse failed me on this one, I offer this 500 word drabble on the final scene in Tabula Rasa instead.

AMBER GLASS—500 Word Drabble )

Current Mood: [mood icon] geeky
Current Music: Michelle Branch - Goodbye to You

(Waste Some Time)

July 11th, 2004


02:30 pm - Excessively Cute G-Rated Kitty Fic...
Ah what the heck...may as well post this here too, *LOL* even though my dozen flist ppl will mostly have already read it or not care too. Oh well!

KITTY, KITTY

AUTHOR: PhenDog

AUTHOR E-MAIL: PhenDog@gmail.com

RATING: G

SUMMARY: The newest member of the family wants to make sure it’s a night Buffy and Giles will never forget!

Fic )
Current Mood: [mood icon] calm

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