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January 8th, 2007


01:22 am - Ficlet: Pizza at 2 am, Buffy, Giles, G
Written for [info]agilesreader who wanted Buffy, Giles friendship and "pizza"

pizza at 2 am )

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January 6th, 2007


12:36 pm - Ficlet: In which Giles overcomes a fear of, and Ethan learns a healthy respect for, Technology
Joss owns all, fic contains mild violence but it appropriate for most ages.

Giles, Ethan

written for [info]supermom20 who wanted Ethan, humor, and technology! Enjoy :)

Mighty Techne )

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May 21st, 2006


03:00 pm - Fic: "Fade to Black", Buffy/Giles, STRONG ANGST!
So anyway, this is actually a story originally written 2 years ago and only posted on lists and a few archives. This is its premier on livejournal, though I posted it to LJ privately a while back. (Last fall.) I just now got around to unlocking those entries...

So here's the chapter list:

FADE TO BLACK

AUTHOR: PhenDog

AUTHOR E-MAIL: thephendog@yahoo.com

RATING: PG-13 (Buffy-ish)

SUMMARY: When Giles becomes trapped in the world of his mind, Buffy becomes his only connection to the outside world, and his only chance to find his way back.

chapters )

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February 20th, 2006


01:34 am - Fic: "Love Over Gold III", Giles/Michael (from the coffee commercials ;^), Rated PG
Love Over Gold III

Written for the “Happy Birthday ASH!” ficathon, masterlist here!

Word: “Emerald”
Pairing/Fandom: Giles/Michael – BtVS/Gold Blend Coffee Commercials
Disclaimer: Not my characters. They belong to Joss and a coffee company and a bunch of others who aren’t me.

Summary: Michael recalls his favorite birthday gift and Giles tries to top it.

A/N: Yes, this is a resurfacing of my sick little Giles/Michael pairing – always a blast to write! You can find previous installments here: Love Over Gold I and Love Over Gold II

All the best things start over a cup of coffee… )

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February 19th, 2006


10:10 pm - Happy Birthday ASH! 2nd Annual ficathon MASTERLIST
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASH!

It's the man's 52nd Birthday, and what better way to celebrate than with fic!

Here's the masterlist. Please drop by and celebrate the day by reading a few!

masterlist )

If you have a fic for me to add, please just comment with a link to your fic ;^)

(38 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

February 7th, 2006


07:48 pm - FIC: "Parallax" Giles/Spike, Dark Angst, Unhappy, rated R for [info]emmessann
Title: Parallax
Author: Phen-Dog
Rating: R
Pairing: Giles/Spike
Disclaim: Not mine. No money made. All hail lord Joss.
Warning: Not happy fic. Dark. Angst. No joy.
Summary: When a vampire and a human become lovers, there will always be, in the end, an inevitable choice to be made…

This is for [info]emmessann who has been more patient than I deserve by a long shot. This was to be a fic for [info]the_fund and was due months ago. Unfortunately, my muse died and now, many months later is just now crawling from her grave. In repentance I crawl to [info]emmessann’s temple on bloody knees, and lay prostrate before her shrine with this humble offering, hoping that it might please. I promise the fulfillment of the other two requests (smutty G/W and a special alternate ending to FtB) will follow and beg forgiveness! In the meantime, here is the first, G/S darkfic. (And don’t worry about the word count. You’re more than due any over writing I might manage.)

Also, a very special thank you to [info]lawyergirl15 for a great and speedy beta job! There are a lot more commas and "t"s than before she started ;^)

He hates the rain... )

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01:58 pm - FIC: "Invasion of the Privacy Snatchers", Giles, Gen, G
Invasion of the Privacy Snatchers

Giles, G

Mini-Fic dedicated to my housemate who will never read it. May she learn to knock more often and may I learn to stop saying “yes?” when she does.

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Sometimes we all just need to know our Me-Time is secure... )
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August 1st, 2005


10:16 am - Ficlet: "Lusting for His Touch", Giles/Wesly, FRAO
Lusting for his Touch

Word count: 1,780
Rating: high. Not much in the violence or language department, but the sexual content is pretty graphic. Oh yeah…and there’s fisting.
Word: “fetish”

Summary: The first time Giles had ever found himself looking at Wesley with lust, he realized he had been staring at those beautiful, long, tapered fingers caressing the page…

Note: written for the [info]watcherlove mini-ficathon celebrating the fact that Watcher Love is the official Giles/Wesley zone for the BTVS Writer’s Guild!

( Wesley always did have beautiful hands... )

(Waste Some Time)

July 31st, 2005


11:27 pm - Ficlet: "Hate to Wake You Up to Say Goodbye...", Giles/Wesley, FREveryone
Hate to Wake You Up to Say Goodbye

Word count: 576
Rating: appropriate for pretty much all audiences
Word: "Bags"

Note: written for the [info]watcherlove mini-ficathon celebrating the fact that Watcher Love is the official Giles/Wesley zone for the BTVS Writer’s Guild!

Note 2: The following is somewhat inspired by the lyrics of “Leaving on a Jetplane” sung by many, including John Denver. A copy of the lyrics is available here.

( Hate to Wake You Up to Say Goodbye )

(Waste Some Time)

July 24th, 2005


11:15 am - Ficlet: "Right Hand Red," Ethan/Giles, FRM, for wickedfox
Right Hand Red written for wickedfox

Ethan/Ripper fulfilling the request for the boys with tequila and a game of Twister. I’d rate this mature for moderate sexual content of the m/m variety.

Note: Over a month ago, I promised some birthday ficlets, and then real life and summer lethargy kinda took over…but here’s one of them. [info]bethynyc, I hope to get yours out soon!

Everybody say Twister! )

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May 14th, 2005


02:46 pm - Ficlet: "Fairytale Monsters", Giles/The Gentlemen, Dark and Gory
Fairytale Monsters written for [info]slashthedrabble challenge of "Fairytale"

Giles/The Gentlemen
Rated: E for “Evil,” “Excessively Dark and Gory,” and “Explicit Character Death”
500 words

Sorry for this…

Fairytale Monsters )

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May 13th, 2005


02:10 am - Ficlet: "Sweat," for [info]malnpudl S/G, rated E for explicit
Sweat written for [info]malnpudl for her birthday request of Gilesslash and "sweat."

Rated: E for explicit (though mild by my standards) sexual content
Pairing: Spike/Giles
Disclaim: If you think I own these characters, I'd like to meet you...otherwise Joss et al. own them both.

Note: Hope this is what you had in mind, Linda! I was tempted to get kinkier, but this was how it wanted to write itself. Happy Birthday (well yesterday, anyway) ;^)
Note 2: This is, in my mind, set loosely in the Just Enough verse, though no familiarity whatsoever is required to read the ficlet.

Sorry for typos...I'll try to proof it tomorrow. Otherwise, feel free to point them out in the comments.

Work up a sweat the fun way )

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May 11th, 2005


12:44 am - Ficlet: "Purr" for glimmergirl, Giles/Wesley
Purr for [info]glimmergirl

*L* I kinda wrote this for the word "petting." I know my post-finals brain kinda got eaten by Rocky Horror on the last one (sorry, I still can't see the word "petting" without Toucha-Toucha lyrics running through my head). Anyway, I wanted to try it from another approach.

So here's a little random morning ficlet:

purr )

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May 10th, 2005


12:34 am - Ficlet: "Land of Smoke", G/X for malnpudl, E for everyone
Land of Smoke written for [info]malnpudl who requested Giles/Xander and "acrid"

Read on... )

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May 4th, 2005


10:03 pm - A Bunch of Ficlets
These are all from the requests last night. I know I got these done before I planned and they look nothing like that ficathon fic that is still due (or my take home test that I still need to finish), but I was...inspired ;^)

Monster for [info]catvampcrazines - Spike/Dawn – puppy )

Just Reward for mrsdrake - Giles/Faith – punishment )

I Watch Him for [info]supermom20 - Wesley – glasses kink )

Click for [info]elizabuffy - Willow/Tara – shutter )

I Thought There’s No Use Getting into Heavy Petting… for [info]glimmergirl - Wesley/Giles – petting )

Neon Angel for [info]no_absolutes - Connor/Lindsey – angel )

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April 14th, 2005


02:31 am - Ficlet: "The Tiffany's Box" G/X, G-ish rating
The Tiffany's Box

Written for [info]elizabuffy. This isn’t the sequel to “Firelight,” though it started out that way. This is actually a conversation that I suddenly realized wasn’t going to fit into the fic I was writing at all, but I didn’t want to just delete it, so it’s its own story now. Confused? ;^) Anyway, I'll finish writing the other fic later.

Giles/Xander
mentions: Giles/Ethan

Written around the prompt of “Tiffany & Co. Jewelers”

No sex. Sorry :^(. I’ll write some soon though, I promise! Until then, this is FRE (fan rated everyone? is that even a rating or am I boffing it?)

Look in the Box )

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April 11th, 2005


02:41 am - Fic: "Firelight," G/X, UST written for malnpudl
Firelight

Written for [info]malnpudl who wanted Giles/Xander UST using the words “fierce” and “flame.”

Characters: Giles/Xander
Rating: pretty mild. I think kid safe even.
A/N: Takes place early season four in my mind. No Anya/Xander ship and post-high school, anyway.
A/N: Went WAY longer than I intended. I'll beta tomorrow. Sorry about that, but I'm tired.

Sitting by the firelight… )

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April 9th, 2005


06:41 pm - GCD Ficlet: McVitie's Chocolate Caramel Biscuits, G, Giles, Willow for bookworm_jen
Written for [info]fannishnej who won the contest way back in January and requested Giles Willow. So hey, I FINALLY got around to writing it!

This fic is number six in a demented series designed to deprive Giles of chocolate. Previous fic can be found here.

So, up today, we have McVities English Biscuits, who, true or not, proclaim themselves to be the number one favorite in the U.K. The ones I’m interested for the purpose of the fic are specifically of the Chocolate Caramel variety. They sound heavenly…particularly with a nice cuppa!

Phen’s advert for McVitie’s Chocolate Caramel English Biscuits starring Giles and Willow…click here! )

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okay…what’s next on the The “Giles Chocolate-Deprivation” series? First up gets to pick the person depriving Giles (I get to pick everything else), and I’ll try write it. You bring the request, I’ll bring the chocolate! Warning: I know it was several months since the last one, and I can’t guarantee this next will get out faster. I’ll try, but…

So far I’ve already done Cordelia, Faith, Xander, Wesley, Buffy, and now Willow! Anyone else, even a minor character, is fair game!

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April 2nd, 2005


08:45 pm - Ficlet: "Scream" PG-13, Giles/Angelus, quite dark, themes of torture
Yeah, okay, so this isn't the fic I'm supposed to be writing and it's not even especially good, but it came to me and because my muse is on such a hiatus right now, I decided to post it anyway. This is vaguely inspired by a scene in Sin City, btw.

Scream

By: [info]phendog (phendog[at]gmail.com)
Characters: Giles/Angelus
Rated: PG-13
Warnings: dark themes and torture
A/N: Occurs during Becoming part II

Scream )

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January 23rd, 2005


11:28 pm - Ficlet: "Love Over Gold, Part II" Michael/Giles, NC-17
Part II of “Love Over Gold” written for [info]lostgirlslair who implored her flist for Giles slash smut…of any kind *evil grin* So here’s the night before the morning after. Anyone who might have missed part I can find it here.

Love Over Gold, Part II – Michael/Giles, NC-17 )

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08:30 pm - Ficlet: "Love Over Gold" Michael/Giles, PG (Gold Blend Crossover)
Written for [info]tx_cronopio who requested Giles, coffee, and slash. Managed it all, I think!

And yeah *grin* This is a pretty obvious cross-over. For anyone who hasn’t seen the Gold Blend coffee commercials, you really should! Anyway, I have to admit, I borrowed a LOT of dialogue from that!

Giles/Michael – Love Over Gold, PG )

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November 19th, 2004


01:45 am - for joolzmp7: Giles/Xander celebrate a birthday!
CHEDDAR

Author: PhenDog
Pairing: X/G futurefic
Summary: Giles and Xander’s daughter looks at a photograph.
Rating: Totally and completely Disney-clean G.
Disclaim: Not mine, and not happy about it!
A/N: 550 words for [info]joolzmp7 who wanted Giles, Xander, and a birthday…probably not what you had in mind, but I hope you like it anyway!

Smile for the camera )</i>

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12:49 am - B/G Ficlet for Beadtific! *hugs Susi*
THE PROBLEM WITH LATE-NIGHT CEMETERY SEX

Author: PhenDog
Pairing: G/B
Summary: Watch out for that crunch!
Rating: Eh…honestly? PG-13, I think. Have you seen the show? They get away with much worse.
Disclaim: Not mine, and not happy about it!
A/N: more than 100 words for beadtific who wanted G/B, broken glasses, Buffy helping Giles home, and smut. Thought about trying to fit that into a drabble, but I just couldn’t!


Do you like it against a sepulcher? )

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November 18th, 2004


11:13 pm - G/Wes X-mas Ficlet for Bouncymonkey!
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

Author: PhenDog
Pairing: G/Wes
Summary: The best gift is the one that gives back!
Rating:G, PG, something w/a G.
Disclaim: Not mine, and not happy about it!
A/N: 300 words for [info]bouncymonkey who wanted G/Wes and Christmas.


’Tis the Season! )

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October 19th, 2004


12:10 am - Drabbles for Glim: The Spell to Bind the Soul, Wes/Giles/Angel, R to NC-17ish
In exchange for betaing one of my fics, I offered [info]glimmergirl a Giles/Wes drabble with the sex toy of her choice. She chose Angel ;^) Unfortunately I suck at following the rules, even those I give myself, so 1) I didn’t write a drabble—I wrote three (100 each!), and 2) I’m not really sure Angel is being used as a sextoy here…it’s a little too serious for that, I’m afraid. But, oh well. I DID put him in the middle…

(The Spell to Bind the Soul – Three G/A/Wes drabbles)

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October 18th, 2004


11:55 pm - Kink!Ficlet: KINKS AND 'CUFFS, G/Wes, NC-17, BDSM and other stuff
This was written for [info]headrush100’s request for G/Wes [or G/W] involving handcuffs and the use of multiple orifices. Hope this works! ;^) I’m thinking that I may as well just be honest and call these Kink!Fics rather than Kink!Ficlets *sigh*

Written as part of my Kink!Ficlets…complete list can be found here.

Kinks and ‘Cuffs written for [info]headrush100

AUTHOR: PhenDog

AUTHOR E-MAIL: PhenDog@gmail.com

RATING: NC-17 (Kink!Fic, duh!)

SUMMARY: Wesley wakes up in handcuffs, and Giles has a bag full of goodies…

PAIRING: G/Wes

DISCLAIMER: They aren’t mine, but Joss? If you serve me with a warrant, I’ll be so honored, I’ll frame it and hang it on my wall!

WARNINGS: BDSM, Kinkage, Slash

DEDICATION: To [info]headrush100; this is your fic! Hope this is sorta what you envisioned…I took it and ran w/it *LOL.* Also to [info]elizabuffy--you created the kinky side of me that is PhenDog, afterall!

SPECIAL THANKS TO: [info]glimmergirl who kept Wesley’s eyes blue, and pointed out my little POV quirks. Thanks for the great beta! (which, I might point out was done in just 54 minutes, according to gmail time stamps ;^) And [info]lawyergirl15 will be pleased to note that while Glim deleted a few commas, she didn’t get to put any in. *grin*

A/N: I’m so excited! I finally wrote something that is an ACTUAL pwp. No plot, JUST sex. So yay! The only problem is, I was having a little TOO much fun, so I hope that I didn’t include too much…I’m afraid I might have. *sigh* Oh well. What are these Kink!Ficlets for, if not to help me explore my kinks?

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Click here if you like your Watchers kinky! )
Current Mood: [mood icon] kinky!

(9 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

October 17th, 2004


07:38 pm - FIC: A Little Bit More, G/S, Bloodplay, NC-17, (1/4)
A LITTLE BIT MORE
(Sequel to “Just Enough”)

AUTHOR: PhenDog

AUTHOR E-MAIL: PhenDog@gmail.com

RATING: NC-17

SUMMARY: In an attempt to take their relationship just a little bit further, Giles and Spike find themselves taking a step they never intended.

Written as a sequel to Just Enough – click here to read

PAIRING: G/S

TIMELINE: Post Season 5, about 6-8 weeks after Just Enough

DISCLAIMER: I don’t own Giles, Spike, or anything else except my beloved computer named “Slate.” (Obviously I don’t own them, or I’d own a lot more than Slate and you’d have to pay to read this.) The Buffyverse belongs to Joss, ME (yes, I know, old joke), and a whole bunch of alphabetical TV networks, ‘specially now that it’s gone into syndication. Please don’t sue, I know I don’t have permission. Bad me. All my money went to bootleg X-files and Buffy episodes, and Slate doesn’t want to leave me!

WARNINGS: Graphic Slash, Bloodplay, BDSM

DEDICATION: To [info]elizabuffy, my little cupcake. This is all the result of a conversation with you a few months ago about bloodplay that made me horny as hell! I just HAD to start writing this afterward, even though I’d promised myself Just Enough would NEVER have a sequel. So, thank you for creating this side of me and inspiring me to such perversion, er, perfection. Love you, babe.

Thanks also to pumpkin, aka [info]lawyergirl15 for the beta! *L* Glad to know I could make your day by letting you put some commas in ;^) I know that makes you far happier than it should. Anyway, the help is always appreciated, and thanks for putting up w/me.

FEEDBACK: PLEASE!!! Lay it on me at PhenDog@gmail.com Good feedback will be treasured, printed, and taped on my wall. Flames will be treasured, printed in large typeface, matted, framed, and hung with care on my door for all to see. Either way, you’ll be encouraging me to write more! Constructive Criticism treasured above all else.

DISTRIBUTION: A lot of places. If you want, just ask!

A/N: I had told myself there would never be a sequel to the original fic for a reason: I was making a point that sex could exist as simple comfort between two people without love being a necessary component. And really, where was there to go from that?

Then, well, the damn bunny bit, and I wrote this, which completely obliterated the point of the first fic. Sorry! Anyway, in case anyone’s interested, a third installment has already been started, though don’t expect it any time soon!

A Little Bit More, Part 1 )

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07:37 pm - FIC: A Little Bit More, G/S, Bloodplay, NC-17, (2/4)
A Little Bit More, Part 2 )

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07:35 pm - FIC: A Little Bit More, G/S, Bloodplay, NC-17, (3/4)
A Little Bit More, Part 3 )

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07:34 pm - FIC: A Little Bit More, G/S, Bloodplay, NC-17, (4/4)
A Little Bit More, Part 4 )

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