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January 6th, 2007


12:36 pm - Ficlet: In which Giles overcomes a fear of, and Ethan learns a healthy respect for, Technology
Joss owns all, fic contains mild violence but it appropriate for most ages.

Giles, Ethan

written for [info]supermom20 who wanted Ethan, humor, and technology! Enjoy :)

Mighty Techne )

(9 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

July 25th, 2005


11:57 pm - Ficlet: "How Many Vampires Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?" Angel, Cordelia, and others, FRC
How Many Vampires Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Written for [info]elizabuffy because I think she might enjoy it… ;^) Had to write you SOMETHING with an earthquake in it, all things considered!

Rated something low. No sex, no language (except “damn”), and…um, not a lot of violence! Not really...*smiles enigmatically*

Characters: Cordelia, Angel, Wesley, Fred, Gunn

Warning: not [info]lawyergirl15 safe!

It wouldn’t kill you to change a lightbulb once in a while… )

(27 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

July 14th, 2005


02:16 am - Sillyfic: "Mind the felt", FRM, Spike/Puppet!Angel
Written for [info]slashthedrabble's challenge of "That's So Wrong!"

Rated: FRM
Spike/Angel!Puppet. Guest starring Harmony.
300 words

Mind the Felt! )

(53 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

01:46 am - Sillyfic: "Mint?," FRM, Xander/Wesley and Spike
Written for [info]slashthedrabble's challenge of "That's Just Wrong"

Xander/Wesley with assistance from Spike
FRM or whatever
Silly!fic/Bad!Sex
300 words exactly

Mint? )

(20 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

May 18th, 2005


12:27 am - Ficlet: "Guess What Color?" Spike/Dawn for [info]lawyergirl15
“Guess what color?” for [info]lawyergirl15
Spike/Dawn and the word “violet”
Rated: E for ‘examples of mild sexuality’

A/N: Happy Birthday, Kim! And, um, sorry for this. I only mock those I love, I swear ;^) Though I could have sworn ‘puce’ was green, too…
A/N2: For those curious what any of the confusing, big color words might mean, feel free to check it out at http://www.dictionary.com

Guess what color? )

(15 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

May 10th, 2005


12:54 am - Ficlet: "Soul Sisters", Spike/Wes for bethynyc, E for everyone
Soul Sisters for [info]bethynyc

Spike/Wesley, lyrics from the "Lady Marmalade" song

Note: Human AU

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya da da )

(12 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

May 6th, 2005


06:09 pm - Death-By Fic: "Cancelled," PG (Jordan Levin staked by Angelus) for [info]overworked
Cancelled

By: Phendog
Summary: Angel and Spike discover they’ve been cancelled. At journey’s end, they want their revenge…
Rating: Ah, heck with the rating. It’s got some violence, some swearing, but is pretty mild on the whole.
Warnings: This is by far the weirdest, silliest thing I’ve EVER written. I have no idea how to explain it! Unless you count a childhood of Piers Anthony and Douglas Adams. Also, this fic bashes everything…Charmed, JM’s singing, Angel’s lack of expression, 15 year old fans…yeah. And crossovers everywhere.
Thanks to: [info]tx_cronopio for the wonderful beta! *hee* And she even knew my crossovers better than I do! You rock ;^)
Disclaimer: All Angelverse characters belong to Joss and associates. Other characters from various other shows belong to their respective owners. I don’t want to claim the teenaged Spike fans, particularly the ones whose names end in ‘i’. Also, Jordan Levin belongs to himself, and hopefully he and his lawyers realize this is merely fiction…in no way do I intend actual harm, nor do I purport that the views expressed herein are in any way his own.
Written for: [info]overworked as an entry in the “Death-By” ficathon (Masterlist here). The request was for Jordan Levin (WB ex-president) being staked by Angelus. Hope this works! I know you requested no suffering. I mostly succeeded, but some of my puns are insufferable!

Click here to enter the randomness that is my brain )

(53 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

May 1st, 2005


12:09 am - Death-By Fic: "Sir Reginald the Vampire Slayer," G, (Angel death by cat piss)
Sir Reginald the Vampire Slayer

Rating: E for Everyone! (Hey, do you think the ESRB will start caring, too? ;^)
Disclaim: The world, the concept, and Angel, Wesley, Spike and the renowned Rupert Giles belong to the Almighty Joss. The feline, his kingdom, and all other denizens are mine.

Written as part of the “Death By” Ficathon (Masterlist here) for [info]kaymickbee, who requested that Angel die a death by cat pee, and also that Giles be involved in the death. I may just have stretched that last requirement, but here goes:

Special thanks to: [info]lawyergirl15, [info]shannon730 and [info]jadedcynic who did their best to fix my little errors. Any remaining (or additional!) ones are mine.

An Incident in the Exploits of Sir Reginald Ellington Giles the III, Slayer of Vampires )

(31 time wasters | Waste Some Time)

April 9th, 2005


06:41 pm - GCD Ficlet: McVitie's Chocolate Caramel Biscuits, G, Giles, Willow for bookworm_jen
Written for [info]fannishnej who won the contest way back in January and requested Giles Willow. So hey, I FINALLY got around to writing it!

This fic is number six in a demented series designed to deprive Giles of chocolate. Previous fic can be found here.

So, up today, we have McVities English Biscuits, who, true or not, proclaim themselves to be the number one favorite in the U.K. The ones I’m interested for the purpose of the fic are specifically of the Chocolate Caramel variety. They sound heavenly…particularly with a nice cuppa!

Phen’s advert for McVitie’s Chocolate Caramel English Biscuits starring Giles and Willow…click here! )

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okay…what’s next on the The “Giles Chocolate-Deprivation” series? First up gets to pick the person depriving Giles (I get to pick everything else), and I’ll try write it. You bring the request, I’ll bring the chocolate! Warning: I know it was several months since the last one, and I can’t guarantee this next will get out faster. I’ll try, but…

So far I’ve already done Cordelia, Faith, Xander, Wesley, Buffy, and now Willow! Anyone else, even a minor character, is fair game!

(12 time wasters | Waste Some Time)


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